You watched someone walk up a down escalator, A woman walks into a glass sliding auto-door at the airport for 5 minutes, you pass someone backing down the freeway at 60 miles per hour to take an exit they missed by three miles. I know that it sounds cold hearted, but some people are too stupid to live. There, I said it. A lot of the people reading this will immediately think of the dumbest person they know and think to rally to their defense, but I caution you – just because you care about someone does not mean they are not a complete moron.
Regardless of political affiliation, religious preference, sexual orientation, or race educated human beings who exercise common sense are beset on all sides by lemmings. If you have a TV the commercial where the woman is driving and is hit on all sides by 4 student drivers sums up this principal. She was minding her own business, probably on the way to work or maybe a “hot” yoga class when BAM her Jeep gets fuck started by four geniuses who have apparently never heard of a stop sign. This is the world in which we live. Unfortunately, because of political correctness, sensitivity, and the likelihood of catching charges or sweet sweet lawsuit it has become a faux pas to simply walk up to this people and place a Dunce cap on their heads so that everyone around them will know to watch out, because clearly the simpleton wearing this had is so damn stupid that they are capable of anything.
While we can all agree that a great many things about the past sucked big time (no cable, no iPhones, no air conditioner, and no keg-er-rators) they did do a lot of things right, like not letting these people walk the streets with us “normies”. Back in the day, Forrest Gump would have been carted away by a van full of white coats the SECOND he started that “Stupid is as Stupid does” mumbo jumbo. Luckily for him, in the movie rural Alabama had yet to discover phones and had to resort in having the local children chase him on bicycles and throw rocks (actually, this is till the state policy according to the Alabama State Legislature). Still, even in that movie all you really had to worry about was maybe Forrest sprinting across the street at mach 5 before checking both ways, no a days the stakes are much higher. In an age where a heart beat gets you a drivers license, a corpse can get a high school degree, and mentioning to someone that their stupidity almost cost you an eye is called bullying these intellectual giants are left unchecked and free to saturate common society with their pestilence. Case in point: Rebecca Black: Friday, Every movie after “Face-Off” by Nicolas Cage, and the guy sitting next to you in your cubicle farm that doesn’t seem to know that everyone can see him picking his nose until it bleeds.
So the next time you see someone stuck in a revolving door, block two lanes in rush hour to adjust their make-up, or wear something in public that you thought only existed in the sickest corners of Japanese pornography – just remember to take a couple of extra steps backwards. When someone acts completely retarded, there is literally no limit to the things they can’t do; which will probably include royally fucking up your day.